Alien Theorists Theorizing
Weekly Transmissions Since 2015

WADE THROUGH
THE BS
WITH US

Getting inspired by the possibilities, but wading through the BS. An open-minded comedy podcast about UFOs, cryptozoology, cold cases and high strangeness since 2015.

340+
Case Files
10YRS
On Air
4
Theorists
1%
True Believers
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What Are You Into?

🛸
Extraterrestrial
UAPs, disclosure & contact
🦶
Cryptozoology
Creatures & high strangeness
🔍
Conspiracy
Cover-ups & cold cases
🏛️
Ancient Cultures
Pyramids, empires & lost history
🌌
Deep Space
Cosmos & exploration
👁️
High Strangeness
The unexplained & paranormal

Meet The Theorists

B
Braden
The Shepherd of Madness

Somehow keeps the lights on, the mics hot, and the conspiracy train rolling. Equal parts researcher, referee, and chaos magnet. The show doesn't exist without him — and he knows it.

Z
Zel
Conspiracy Architect

Skeptic-turned-believer on any given episode. Keeps the crew honest and the theories grounded — until he doesn't.

D
Dan
The Maester

The lore keeper. Goes deeper than anyone asked, knows things nobody should, and will absolutely connect the pyramids to your local water utility if you give him enough time.

A
Andrew "The Mongoose"
Wild Card

Fast, unpredictable, and somehow always right at the wrong moment. The Mongoose strikes when you least expect it — usually with a theory that derails the whole episode in the best possible way.

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